What I Love About Italy?
What I love most (and hate if you are there) about Italy is that they will never be any kind of economic threat to the rest of the world, ever… Why might you ask? Because if you are wanting to buy a drink at a disco, you might think oh i’ll go buy a drink, but nay, you must first buy a ticket in a very long line, and then after that you must go to another line to present that ticket for that drink, oh and they don’t really take credit cards very well, and they have nothing like a tray to hold all the orders. I’m so glad I was not born in Italy as I would have shot myself in my sober sober head years ago from frustration. I encountered this again with sandwiches etc. My only guess is they like lines, or they like to pretend they are employing twice as much people, or they like being inefficient.
I exaggerate a little as I wasn’t that frustrated (mostly cause they have a lot of cheap wine which makes you very patient), but it is very evident they will never be able to complete globally with the USA and China’s and even Japans of the world. It’s just sad to see. Beautiful country through, and at least they make great ice cream.
I am also biased as I HATE their “soccer” team, I use quote marks as their team is mostly just a bunch of pussy actors who spend their time practicing their dives. And when I start to love a head butting french man over you, you might be in trouble as a country.
Venice was absolutely amazing, most expensive place I’ve ever been though. Go for a day or two and see a dieing city and just imagine how amazing it would have been 300 or 400 years ago.
WHAT?!! how could you ever hate a team that the gorgeous Fabio Grosso is on? He’s like the Meg Ryan of men (to put it in terms you can grasp). Ha. Also, it’s gelatto, not ice cream, which is why it is way better and they are not fat like we are in America. I think they like to have so many lines to trick you into thinking what you’re waiting for is extra good.
The italian team is a bunch of diving pussies and i hope they all get hit by a bus, or their plane crashes, it would help the world!!
tastes like ice cream :)
they would never dive or fake on purpose, they’re too pretty to risk messing up their faces