The functionally retarded people of the USA have joined together and decided that Obama is a number of things, and as always I am amazed at how awesome Obama is to have mastered so many ideologues. Truly the man, nah the second son of Christ is a genius! I hope the liberal third reich arrives soon so that I can sacrifice small children to my new overlords.

What is wrong with these people? When did Republican start meaning Retard? When will the normal republican people start distancing themselves from these crazies? I would never want to be called a democrat, and that is like 10x better than what the republican party has become. Where are the logical people who want smaller government, to balance our budget, and who can focus on real issues? Instead we get retards who think Obama is not a citizen, disrespect him during his speeches, and think that he is a secret muslim/socialist/nazi. This shit weakens our country and makes Canada look like a good place to live (just kidding Canada).

So when I’m not working I have become addicted to the following sites and check them very often:

TextsFromLastNight.com – Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious.

Altas Obscura – Just some very weird stuff, I love it. Here is a good example.

Curious Expeditions – Another good one with weird places to visit.

Dark Roasted Blend – This is a new one and I’m still not sure if I love it.

And then I have like 250 sites I watch via RSS but most of those are tech and not cool stuff like this.

Why won’t Glenn Beck deny the obviously made up charges that he raped a girl in 1990? Read all about it here! Glenn Beck we don’t think you raped a young girl in 1990, we would never say that, we are merely asking why have you not denied these allegations?

There’s a whole section of links to evidence on your left there, in the navigation section titled “Evidence”. We await evidence that he *didn’t* rape and murder a young girl in 1990!

Learn more here…

Joe Wilson is a disgrace to his state and America! Plus a total retard who believes the crap fox news puts out. People like this give republicans a bad name and why I wince every time someone says the word, your party is full of stupid people, good luck with that plan.

Step 1: Fill Party With Idiots and Religious Zealouts
Step 2: ?
Step 3: World Domination / Return of Jesus?

If you would like to see something that explains death panels
please watch this movie. No really they are totally real! Cause everyone loves killing old people, especially liberals. Really?

It has been a mind numbing exhausting summer for me, just absolutely fucking mind numbing, and it is finally over which feels just awesome, thank you jebus! I am looking forward to the apartment not being a oven so I can be a bit more productive at work! And the increased energy I’ll have since the apartment won’t be roasting me at 95 degrees daily.

And looking forward to a few trips! Heading to TechCrunch50 in San Fran which I have been wanting to go too since it started. I love seeing what other people are building and just the passion behind what they are doing. Plus goes along with my job which is providing them the hosting tools they need! And going to spend a few days looking around San Francisco and specifically the Asian Art Museum and seeing the Lords Of The Samurai. And going to the Defrag conference in Denver in November to see how that is.

In ultimate frisbee and travel news I’m going to be playing in sectionals/regionals/harvest over the coming months on a local Denver coed team and our alumni team. Might try to do a tournament in hawaii or mexico on the beach early next year too. And I’m hoping to visit Ireland and Steve/Rose early next year!

What am I listening too right now? A lot of trashy euro pop which I enjoy but I really love La Roux, just amazing and can’t wait for her next album. I’m also liking the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs album.

And I just discovered the new Killers album as I’m often slow to find music, but I really really love the song “Human“:

I did my best to notice
When the call came down the line
Up to the platform of surrender
I was brought but I was kind
And sometimes I get nervous
When I see an open door
Close your eyes
Clear your heart…
Cut the cord

Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I’m on my knees
Looking for the answer
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?

Pay my respects to grace and virtue
Send my condolences to good
Give my regards to soul and romance,
They always did the best they could
And so long to devotion
You taught me everything I know
Wave goodbye
Wish me well..
You’ve gotta let me go

I’ve been in Fayetteville for a few days visiting family and friends. Came down for my dad’s 60th birthday which was today and so far has been a great trip, although wish I could squeeze in a tad more time to catch up with everyone in between work and family.

Such a great movie, go watch it and realize how awesome it is… Bam!

Mel Gibson = Great Director.

I decided to go to the Defrag Conference November 11th and 12th as it sounds really cool and is hosted here in Denver. Time to take advantage of living in a big city! The ticket was $995 so I’m hoping it was worth it, sounds like a cool group of people and I’m really interested in the topic, plus the blog posts spawned by the previous year all were fascinating reads.

I just got back from spending a week in Seattle, very cool city and had a fantastic time hanging out with friends and playing ultimate. I also crept across the border to Vancouver Canada which was impressive.

Wonder what this means for gaming?

Check this article out and the video is below. I can’t wait!

My earlier post went over some possibilities with Augmented Reality, now look what the Netherlands are doing with cell phones to take the first step in creating this new reality!

I realized today as I tried to sort out my Kindle books that there is no software application to do this with. Amazon or someone needs to make this as it would be nice to have something that can sort and show me my digital books (as well as load them on my Kindle) and allow me to load my actual books so I can see my library.

It can’t be too hard to make something that does this for the Kindle, I know there is stuff out there to scan in my books and handle all that.

I didn’t have the best trip home, as best I can tell some Subway I ate was no good and ended up in Atlanta laying on the floor for 12 hours with stomach cramps and hugging the toliet. After 12 hours of that I finally got a few hours of sleep and woke up weak but not dieing. Which was good as I had another two days of driving to do and this only added one extra day to the drive home.

I spent the next day going to the Atlanta Aquarium which is one of the best in the country! I really liked it but I still think the one in Thailand was better in number of exhibits, the Georgia one just had lots of really really big areas. It was still an awesome place and I highly recommend it, just check out the photos to see how big the place is. I believe they currently hold the record for the largest tank and they have a 9 foot Manta Ray that will grow to 27 feet.

Way to just take a cereal box plot and apply it to every universe you can buy the rights too. Suck. Sure it was entertaining but it could be so much more if you put some fraking thought into the movies you make. This will die after 1 to 2 sequels and we will be left until some director with some brass balls makes something a lot better.

Going to try Wolverine and Terminator next.

I’m hanging out in Washington D.C. and visiting Iris, although she had to split a few days after I got here for a trip she had planned. She has an awesome apartment in a great area so its been nice to have that all to myself. The weather has been amazing, 60 to 80 degrees and sunny or just a little overcast.

Out of all the cities I’ve been too here are the best running cities…

1. Washington D.C. – Awesome trails all over and off the roads. I love that they have hiking all over the middle of the city and parks. Or at least where Iris lives.

2. Fayetteville AR – Only because the new bike trail.

3. Denver CO – Since I leave near the park, although I need to try out their long bike trail but I’ll have to drive to get near it. I’ll reeval once I start driving to go trail running this summer and Fall too.

4. Dublin Ireland – Mostly doesn’t have good areas but Rose leaves near a really great park with a nice long running trail around and through it. Seems to really depend on your area.

5. Boca Raton FL – Not that great, everything is near the road and side walks are many times broken with little or no warning.

Not mentioned as they don’t really have people who run due to pollution and donkey traffic, Egypt.

We had a great week of 70 degree weather and now it is snowing again. Very odd considering it was 60 degrees today and somehow down to snow temp by midnight. Very pretty outside though and supposed to be back up to 70 very soon.

I’m heading back to Fayetteville this week to see my little sister with her debut performance in Foot Loose the play. I hear she is amazing ! And then for Lizzie’s graduation, and then me and Lizzie are going to Tybee Island for a few weeks to relax on a beach. Then we are driving back to Fayetteville, packing up, and driving back to Denver. And by then there should be no occurrences of snow.

If the University of Arkansas is listening you suck, I can’t wait for you to call me to try to dig some money out of me, you will never get it and I will tell you flat out the bureaucratic idiots you have at that school need to be flushed. Universities are supposed to help people graduate, not make their lives living hell.

It is very pretty! 6 to 10 inches expected, more tomorrow. Then by Wednesday 70 degrees rest of week.